Some funny poems

A Dog

Once upon a time

A dog did grin

So wide was his smile

The sun examined him

With a gill and a fin

Is how a dogfish can swim.

Ted’s Noodles

Ted devoured his noodles

At lessons he idled with doodles,

He wept at grotesque

At clams would digress

Pam panted to snatch at his poodle.

And Pam Wept

Deep thought made him nauseous

Was awfully so cautious

Pam wept at their wedding

The crease in their bedding

And clapped him with hives and ill ease.

Marketing

Ads for Pepsodent

That became all too permanent.

Delphi

Ted claimed he could fly

While pondering what’s up at Delphi

The fuss for this fancy? Cuchulain.

It chid’m, to an inch of his life. But why?